Raccon – Live Fast Eat Trash with Cheese Puffs – Glossy Vinyl Sticker

Description

• “Live Fast, Eat Trash!” You know we all love our snacks around here, and this fat trash panda is not ashamed of his love for cheese puffs. This cheeky critter, caught mid-snack with a bag of “CHEEZE POPS” embodies the carefree spirit of living life to the fullest—even if that means digging through the trash! YOLO! He – er she? They? is/are wearing a vaporwave tshirt, too, because it’s ✨aesthetic✨Key Features:
  • Material: Laminated waterproof vinyl
  • Sizes:
    • Small: 2.5″x2.3″ (6.4 cm x 5.8 cm)
    • Medium: 3.1″x3″ (7.9 cm x 7.6 cm)
    • Large: 4.3″x4.2″ (10.9 cm x 10.7 cm)
  • Durable & Versatile: Great for water bottles, notebooks, laptops, and more
  • Design: Illustration of a raccoon wearing a vaporwave sunset tee-shirt eating from a bag of chips with the caption “Live Fast, Eat Trash.”
  • Ideal for: Animal lovers, foodies, fat people, and anyone with a sense of humor, as well as gifts for friends, party favors, or quirky decor.

  Original Artwork by Willow D’Arcy

  Copyright Willow D’Arcy, 2022

  A description for SEO lol: 

  Perfect for snack lovers and animal enthusiasts alike, it makes an excellent gift for friends who appreciate humorous designs and a touch of playful rebellion. Heck use these as a party favor, or a white elephant gift.

  “Live Fast, Die Young,” inspired by the song by Circle Jerks and of course the iconic James Dean. Also here’s some stuff about fats being welcome, body positivity, oh and if you like Cheetos, you know he’s eating the generic ones but we aren’t going to get in trouble here. Besides, he’s got a beef with Chester Cheetah.

  Some of you might be tempted to call this ‘quirky’—shudder. Maybe you’d reach for words like whimsical, offbeat, or even unique—ugh. Playful? We can work with that. Funky? Well, only if you’re pushing 70. Witty? Sure, I’ll allow it. Alternative? Only if we’re all rocking flannel and a 90s vibe. Maybe, and I’m probably reaching here, but possibly a few of you might use terms like fun, bold, or even distinctive. Whatever. Are the algorithms happy? Oh, maybe they can tell we are talking about them. Shhhh…

  I’m tempted to keep nesting things and put a secret coupon code down here.